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Journal Entry: Mon Mar 24, 2008, 8:57 AM
Original Five of the SHOCKER CLUB!

:iconlastofthedrakenites: Lord Shock-A-Lot
:iconsilvxa:Five-Finger Shockar
:iconhinderence:Shocktar
:iconryokosp21:Shockazulu

and Count-Shockula

Affiliates:
Submit what you would like to be called and the council will try you by name.

:iconzareonianwolf:Sir Shockington - the council shall decide in 6-8 years.
:iconaynako: Shocktoinette - the council shall decide in 36-112 months.
:iconduopuff: Shockaholic - Membership withheld
:iconxhanthia: Shockalicious Membership under parole~!
:iconkrytonite: Senora Shocka Pending

Rules for performing the SHOCKER!

01)Always tuck the ring finger.

02)NEVER attempt when it is cold outside.

03)Do not use Smucker's Jelly in place of normal jelly.

04)Don't scream while the shocker is performed, it's rude. >:<

05)If you can get it up, you can perform.

06)Remember to invert your hand if she is lying on her stomach!

07)For best results, use the shocker shockingly!

08)Remember, it is the pinky finger that makes it unique!

09)For extra fun, wear giant dish-washing gloves! (Oven mittens will not work for some reason.)

10)Over-use may cause carpal tunnel!

-News Flash-

Shocky Balboa is not a secret member. Shocky Balboa is not affiliated with the klub in secret. No one even knows who shocky balboa is.

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~Hinderence:iconHinderence: May 10, 2008, 11:50:46 AM
Why aren't you Shocking....

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Let me stick my vagenis in your not-vagenis

2 in the Pink
1 in the Stink
Live long and shockaaaaar
~Krytonite:iconKrytonite: Apr 11, 2008, 9:30:43 PM
FOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!

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(^\_/^)
(=’:’= )<-- mine!
( )<3( )
(")__(")O
~theshockerclub:icontheshockerclub: Apr 11, 2008, 9:29:08 PM
Reading is not my forte'

I can only correct the shocker...
~Krytonite:iconKrytonite: Apr 9, 2008, 9:03:25 AM
also be sure to correct my typos and grammatical errors.

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(^\_/^)
(=’:’= )<-- mine!
( )<3( )
(")__(")O
~Krytonite:iconKrytonite: Apr 9, 2008, 9:02:52 AM
I shall not be stumbled!

Plus, nothing could compare to the torture i have to endure wednesdays and saturdays every week I'm sure.

Feel free to try to try though =D

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(^\_/^)
(=’:’= )<-- mine!
( )<3( )
(")__(")O
~theshockerclub:icontheshockerclub: Apr 9, 2008, 5:37:09 AM
Why not?

You make us very sad...

Perhaps a Cross-Fingered Crippler will change your mind...
~Krytonite:iconKrytonite: Apr 4, 2008, 8:35:32 PM
I will not spread the word! You can't make me!

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(^\_/^)
(=’:’= )<-- mine!
( )<3( )
(")__(")O
~theshockerclub:icontheshockerclub: Apr 3, 2008, 11:40:54 AM
WEAREALLTHEANNONYMOUSBODIESOFHAILSATAN.
~Silvxa:iconSilvxa: Mar 29, 2008, 7:34:21 PM
You ruin all the fun.
D:

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1. Make sure it is not cold outside.
2. Tuck ring finger with thumb.
3. Preform the Shocker.
4. ???
5. Profit!
*Ryokosp21:iconRyokosp21: Mar 29, 2008, 1:10:14 PM
You have been SHOCKED!!!!!
Shock at least 15 people or you will have unhappy nights for 7 years, 7 months, and 7 days.
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Shock you right back!

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もう誰かの為じゃなくて。自分のために笑って佳いよ

~NarakusFanclub~OrochiBitches~Grimmjow-FC
~Hinderence:iconHinderence: Mar 29, 2008, 12:09:09 AM
c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

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Let me stick my vagenis in your not-vagenis

2 in the Pink
1 in the Stink
Live long and shockaaaaar
~Silvxa:iconSilvxa: Mar 28, 2008, 3:09:19 PM
You have been SHOCKED!!!!!
Shock at least 15 people or you will have unhappy nights for 7 years, 7 months, and 7 days.
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I SHOCKED THE THE SHOCKER CLUB!
D: <

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1. Make sure it is not cold outside.
2. Tuck ring finger with thumb.
3. Preform the Shocker.
4. ???
5. Profit!
~aynako:iconaynako: Mar 27, 2008, 9:29:32 PM
I wanna join too, but I have no idea for a name D:

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"There's no past tense in loving someone. It's either you do, or you never did."

"The hardest thing in this world is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes but still loves everything about you."
*j-lew2021:iconj-lew2021: Mar 24, 2008, 1:45:55 PM
thanks for the fav :+fav: :D

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I wish it was time for Cheers, but it's not. It's time for vengeance!

Maybe you are the next Hoffman, Mahatma, or Chomsky, But no one will never know
~theshockerclub:icontheshockerclub: Mar 23, 2008, 6:58:03 PM
Hold steady. The council shall decide in 6-8 years.
=zareonianwolf:iconzareonianwolf: Mar 23, 2008, 6:52:07 PM
xD Sir Shockington?

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"Now, Johnny. Sometimes, a magical wizard will fall in love with another magical wizard. And their wands will touch. And magic will happen. But not babies."

Doug Benson, on how to explain Dumbledore's homosexuality to children. xD
~theshockerclub:icontheshockerclub: Mar 23, 2008, 6:50:15 PM
Submit what you would like to be called and the council will try you by name.
=zareonianwolf:iconzareonianwolf: Mar 23, 2008, 6:47:10 PM
I demand acceptance into your social establishment! D<

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"Now, Johnny. Sometimes, a magical wizard will fall in love with another magical wizard. And their wands will touch. And magic will happen. But not babies."

Doug Benson, on how to explain Dumbledore's homosexuality to children. xD
~theshockerclub:icontheshockerclub: Mar 23, 2008, 6:40:50 PM
You are too cool to be here.
=zareonianwolf:iconzareonianwolf: Mar 23, 2008, 4:43:19 PM
O i c what u did there.

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"Now, Johnny. Sometimes, a magical wizard will fall in love with another magical wizard. And their wands will touch. And magic will happen. But not babies."

Doug Benson, on how to explain Dumbledore's homosexuality to children. xD
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